eff. i have

no idea what the eff

happened tonight. 

no one effing tell me tomorrow.

effing PLEASE.

because after this effing camera 

(which is 

on its last effing legs

and i've dropped for the effing

20,000th time)

effing tells me what the 

EFF

went down

i'll let y'all effing know.

eff eff eff eff eff.

did i effing make out with someone?

ew.

what the eff ever.

now eff off.