dear diary...

i am in venice beach. with kel & matt. first i house/cat-sat for them. which was fun. even when the cat (mazzy) woke me up at oh-dark-thirty-butt-crack-of-dawn as only he can. but today was a good day. kel & matt came back. from you know, the x-mas stuff on the east side. & then kelly & i rode on bikes. it was SO cool. kelly is sitting next to me making sounds like ze. she says hi. (hi).

"so cool" (that's supposed to be said with a portuguese accent like jose ricardo and stuff).

anyway. we made really bitchin mac & cheese & stuck it in the oven. it got crunchy & delish. then we watched this FUCKING movie. i am giggling with kelly as i write this but i don't know why we are laughing because we are very !@#$%^&* upset. note: UP set. please make a note. hence, i wrote "note". don't watch this movie if you want to maintain your sanity or not cry for a year. & not even knowing why you cry. WHY YOU CRY is a mystery.

kelly wants to understand how i do this but shit. try to live in my head for a sec & it'll all make sense. also. i do writing practice. ...hm, this got lame. so maybe it's time to stop.

thank you for reading. all of 1 reader, probably. hey reader. listen. don't watch UP. thanks.

xoxo me.

ps, we have been drinking. plenty.